The Honest Medellín Guide | For People Actually Moving Here
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I've lived in 6 countries. This one actually works.

Everyone says Colombia is dangerous.
They're not here.

I moved to Medellín a year ago. I run a six-figure business from a coffee shop. Rent is $600/month. My life is objectively better than it was in the US. This isn't a travel fantasy — it's the actual setup. Here's what you need to know before you move.

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People Actually Doing This

They moved.
They're thriving.

"Visa section saved me. Got approved in 4 weeks. Already had an apartment before I landed. This guide just made it dead simple."
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"Landed last month. Apartment, bank account, coworking space — all sorted in the first week using the checklist. No chaos, no wasted time."
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"Rent cut in half. Healthcare is $30 per visit. I'm making more and working less. Everyone I knew said I was crazy. They're not here though."
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Why this guide exists

I moved to Medellín a year ago. Not because I was broken or running from something. I was just tired.

Tired of US rent ($2,400/month for a decent apartment). Tired of healthcare costs. Tired of the general anxiety. Tired of working 50 hours a week to cover taxes and expenses and still feeling broke.

I'd lived in 5 other countries. I'd seen better systems. So I moved to Medellín.

Everything got easier. Within 3 months I'd opened a business bank account, got a visa sorted, found an apartment for $600, and started actually making money instead of just surviving.

A year in, I run a six-figure business from cafés. I have time. I have money. I'm not stressed about healthcare or rent or being deported.

Every week people message asking: "Is it really safe?" "How much does it cost?" "How do I get a visa?" "Where should I actually live?"

So I built this. Not a travel blog. Not an Instagram fantasy. The actual numbers, actual process, actual setup — everything I wish I'd known before I moved.

What's Included

The actual setup —
not the travel fantasy

70+ pages. Real numbers. Honest tradeoffs. The exact setup breakdown.

📄 70+ page PDF · Mobile-friendly · Searchable · Printable
The Complete Living Guide
Not fear-mongering. Not "it's totally safe bro." The actual neighborhoods with actual crime data, where expats DO have issues, and the one behavioral change that eliminates 90% of risk.
El Poblado vs. Laureles vs. Envigado — who they're for, who should skip them, 2026 rent prices for 1-bedrooms, and which one is actually best for remote workers (spoiler: not who you think).
Monthly breakdown: rent, utilities, food, healthcare, gym, coworking, entertainment — USD and current COP. Not the $1,000/month fantasy. Real quality-of-life numbers.
Tourist stamp, Digital Nomad Visa (exact income threshold), Pensionado, long-term residency. Which one is right for your situation. Tax implications for remote workers.
Where to find apartments. What "furnished" actually means. Red flags to watch. Negotiation tactics. How Colombian leases work. What to ask before signing.
Wise vs. your bank (the math). The ATM card that reimburses all fees. How to open a Colombian bank account. How to move money without losing 3% per transfer.
Internet setup. Keeping your home-country business structure. Timezone advantage. Why I don't need a Colombian entity (and when you might). Healthcare for remote workers.
Week by week. What to do first, second, third. Airport to apartment to settled. Nothing falls through the cracks.
The Relocation Toolkit (printable)
  • ✓Visa checklist — every document, 2026 requirements, step-by-step to approval
  • ✓Neighborhood scoring worksheet — rate each area against YOUR priorities
  • ✓Monthly budget calculator — populated with real 2026 prices
  • ✓Apartment hunting tracker — 12-point inspection checklist + lease review
  • ✓First 90 Days action plan — week-by-week, nothing forgotten
  • ✓Emergency contacts card — print and keep in your wallet
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  • ✓ Full 70+ page Living Guide
  • ✓ Relocation Toolkit (printable)
  • ✓ Visa checklist (2026)
  • ✓ Neighborhood scoring
  • ✓ Budget calculator
  • ✓ Apartment hunting checklist
  • ✓ First 90 Days plan
  • ✓ Free updates when rules change
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  • ✓ Full 70+ page Living Guide
  • ✓ Safety, neighborhoods, costs
  • ✓ Visa breakdown (all types)
  • ✓ Apartment hunting section
  • ✓ Banking & money
  • ✓ Remote business setup
  • ✓ First 90 Days outline
  • ✓ Free updates
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Common Questions

Anything else you
need to know

People actually moving. If you're on a week-long vacation, you don't need this. If you're seriously evaluating a move, applying for a visa, or running a remote business — this is exactly for you.
Right after checkout, you'll land on a page with a download button. You'll also get an email with a backup link so you can access it from any device anytime.
Yes. I update this when visa requirements, income thresholds, or costs change. Not once a year — when things actually change. Current edition reflects 2026 visa rules and current rent prices.
Absolutely. The guide covers everything from the ground up — airports, money, customs, safety, cultural norms, practical setup. Many users had never visited the region before.
You won't. But if you do, email me. I'll refund you. No questions.

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who've never been here.

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